ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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