if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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