I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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