I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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