dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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