Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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