I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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