She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
They took my balls.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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