I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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