i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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