There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Boobs speak an international language.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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