loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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