I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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