Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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