Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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