i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Randomize
