He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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