just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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