I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Randomize
