whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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