we're blogging at a bar
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you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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