I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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