it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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