I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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