On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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