There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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