So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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