Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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