BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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