i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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