Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Sorry about my life...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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