Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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