I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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