One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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