I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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