That's intense
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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