before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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