He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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