If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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