No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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