will power is for people who don't want to get laid
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps