she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.