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(303): View more from Colorado

I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!

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(303): I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh! http://tfl.nu/2rr5

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(248): View more from Michigan

apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference

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(248): apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference http://tfl.nu/k6zm

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

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(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. http://tfl.nu/ho6s

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(702): View more from Nevada

Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.

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(702): Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever. http://tfl.nu/0wgs

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(905): View more from Toronto

it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors

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american apparel?

(905): View more from Toronto

try lime green

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(905): it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors (1-905): american apparel? (905): try lime green http://tfl.nu/6mw7

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(256): View more from Alabama

There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??

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(256): There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night?? http://tfl.nu/8e78

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(239): View more from Florida

When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.

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(239): When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up. http://tfl.nu/gf96

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest

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(732): just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest http://tfl.nu/tjgh

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(206): View more from Washington

thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.

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(206): thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it. http://tfl.nu/8gdu

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(517): View more from Michigan

Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.

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We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by

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(517): Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity. (517): We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by http://tfl.nu/0fvy

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he's just a really huge penis that sells weed

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(978): he's just a really huge penis that sells weed http://tfl.nu/ammy

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(775): View more from Nevada

It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.

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(775): It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed. http://tfl.nu/2ppj

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.

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(704): Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day. http://tfl.nu/lzy7

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(214): View more from Texas

We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.

(469): View more from Texas

Tequila happens.

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(214): We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night. (469): Tequila happens. http://tfl.nu/nyc9

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.

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....you got kicked INTO a party??

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(306): so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay. (1-306): ....you got kicked INTO a party?? http://tfl.nu/nppd

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