so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house