Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
