Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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