Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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