i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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