please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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