you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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