If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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