I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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