how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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