office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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