omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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