i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You are a genius and a whore.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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