Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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