If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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